National Edgeheads Day

Official Proclamation

WHEREAS The Edgeheads (hereinafter “the Program”) is, by all credible accounts and several incredible ones, the most consequential broadcast event to emerge from Las Vegas since the invention of craps;

WHEREAS the Program has, without solicitation or restraint, delivered laughter, controversy, and measurable irritation wherever it can be received;

WHEREAS the Program is presented every Thursday, rain or shine, in sickness or in sarcasm, and has been described by experts (hereinafter “people”) as “not for everyone,” “somewhat essential,” and “unavoidable”;

WHEREAS the Program carries an Explicit rating, regarded herein as a commitment, not a warning;

NOW, THEREFORE, all persons are hereby urged to subscribe to, share, and subject others to the Program, to the fullest extent permitted by law and three (3) extents that are not. Those who fail to appreciate the Program shall be presumed to be among those who just don’t get it.

Access to the Program is available, free of charge and without guarantee, at The Edgeheads Podcast (hereinafter “the Link”).

Nothing herein shall be construed as anything other than what it is.

Participation is not required. Participation is noted.

The Undersigned

Void where prohibited. Valid where not.